Happy Birthday Draco Malfoy!

Happy belated birthday to Draco Malfoy, who celebrated his birthday yesturday. In honor of his 31st birthday, here are the top 31 Draco Quotes.

“Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."

"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

“Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?"

“"Oh how silly we've been! We should have stroked them! Why didn't we guess?"

"Really witty, giving us books that try and rip our hands off!"

“Reading? I didn't know you could read.”

“Training for the ballet, Potter?”

“ You and your bloody chicken.”

“Well, well. Look who's here - you two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasel-Bee?”

“Didn't your mummy ever tell you it's rude to eaves drop Potter?”

“Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers."

"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'... whatever they call you these days."

“Anyway, members of the Inquisitorial Squad do have the power to dock points... So, Granger, I’ll have five from you for being rude about our new headmistress...Macmillan, five for contradicting me... Five because I don’t like you, Potter... Weasley, your shirt's untucked, so I’ll have another five for that... Oh yeah, I forgot, you’re a Mudblood, Granger, so ten for that..."

“Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret.”

"I play Quidditch. Father says it's a crime if I'm not picked to play for my house, and I must say, I agree.

"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir."

You don't know what I'm capable of, you don't know what I've done!" 

"When the Dark Lord takes over, is he going to care how many O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s anyone's got? Of course he isn't..it'll be all about the kind of service he received, the level of devotion he was shown."

"They thought I'd die in the attempt, but I'm here... and you're in my power.... I'm the one with the wand.... You're at my mercy...." 

"I'd be careful if I were you, Potter. Unless you're a bit politer, you'll go the same way as your parents. They didn't know what was good for them, either.

'But we don't feel like leaving, do we, boys? We've eaten all our food, and you still seem to have some.'

You're in luck, Weasley, Potter's obviously spotted some money on the ground!

'… everyone thinks he's so smart, wonderful Potter with his scar and his broomstick –'

'Everyone queue up! Harry Potter's giving out signed photos!'

'I heard your rather finally got his hands on some gold this summer, Weasley, Did your mother die of shock?' 

'Well, look who it is, Potty and the Weasel.' 

'Keep that big bushy head down, Granger,'

'Ah, look, boys, it's the champion, Got your autographs books? Better get a signature now, because I doubt he's going to be around much longer…half the Triwizard champions have died… how long d'you reckon you're going to last, Potter? Ten minutes into the first task's my bet.'

'Manners, Potter, or I'll have to give you a detention,'

'Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.

'We wanted to write another couple of verses! But we couldn't find rhymes for fat and ugly – we wanted to sing about his mother, see –'